So, it's like 1am and heather just starts pumping her boobies and I'm on the couch feed Keilani and I hear this screaming like some college student just got dumped by his girl. So I hit the mute for the TV to listen in on the drama unfolding out front and the next thing we here is a guy screaming for Help out front. So I handed heather Keilani and fucking bust ass out the front door ready to smash some body’s head. Get outside and there's a guy in his mid twenties standing there bleeding and holding a bag of Red Stripe. So I run over too him and start trying to figure out what is going on he's all fucked up and confused just got a fucking pistol whip to the face and side of his head. I'm trying to get his ass up onto the porch to sit down, while I call the cops and he's trying to tell me he's alright standing in the middle of the road. I'm just like Dude, I admire your chose in beer but your ass is not all right, got him on the porch giving him water and towels to clean his head up and calling the cops. Cops come, K-9 unit comes, fire trucks and an ambulance get the guy and take him off to the hospital. Fucking crazy ass shit, Yay for living in a shit hole. Note this is down the road from my old apartment which was robbed a year ago now.

Now pardon me while I take a shower, I'm wet and have some one else's blood on me.